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06

Sep

meatballcub:

chemicaldarkshine:

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bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Ok, I’m pretty sure I heard this joke way back when it was about a mother suspecting that her son was having premarital sex with her girlfriend. But I like it more now lol.

Ok I have seen this story before, and I always love it, but that gif KILLS IT!!! lmao but seriously, that mom is bad as hell. She worked that. And why was he trying to play it off like their just roommates when you knew your momma was onto you?? Poorly played, dude. 

meatballcub:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Ok, I’m pretty sure I heard this joke way back when it was about a mother suspecting that her son was having premarital sex with her girlfriend. But I like it more now lol.

Ok I have seen this story before, and I always love it, but that gif KILLS IT!!! lmao but seriously, that mom is bad as hell. She worked that. And why was he trying to play it off like their just roommates when you knew your momma was onto you?? Poorly played, dude. 

meatballcub:

onikasaurusrex:

when you tell a girl that you’re gay and then she begins telling you shit like:

“omg, you should totally go out with that guy, he’s gay too!”

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“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY”

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“Ugh, all the hot guys are gay!”

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“oh my god, I’ve always wanted a gay best friend!”

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“So like, how do you know if you‘re gay if you never done anything with a girl?”

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“You remind me of Kurt from glee.”

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Reblogging because the last one is perfect.

LOL why are Britney Spears’ facial expressions so gifable? 

meatballcub:

milkteasympathy:

CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

Reblog going because these are all just so handy

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meatballcub:

thefilmfatale:

HELL NO: THE SENSIBLE HORROR FILM

Tired of characters in horror films making stupid decisions, like entering that haunted house or gallivanting in the woods in the dead of night? What if they knew better? This video from pixelspersecond explores a world where people know exactly when to get the hell out of dodge.

I would totally watch this. I can’t promise I’ll like it, but I’d watch it.

My kind of horror movie

meatballcub:

innerbear:

ffhusbear:

I want the hoidies, 1 of every color please.

ditto, and the briefs

Mothah. Fuckin. Sass. Can’t handle these girls.

And ya, dem hoodies.

Such a fun show. Some of those walks were siiiiick.

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meatballcub:

stuartsonofgagajefferies:

It’s just a room, Finn! We can redecorate it if you want to.

this scene was so fucking important

Burt Hummel is BY FAR the single best written/developed character on that show. He’s like an island of realism in a sea of caricature.

OMG Burt is like the most amazing dad when it comes to high school homophobia. Tearing up looking at this, he’s such a great, supportive dad.

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04

Sep

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